Piss Biscuit VS. Blogger Unleashed? (Part 1)
Tue, Jul 1, 2008
Early the other morning I decided to send Vic Franqui an e-mail asking him about his “challenge” to not only be friendly, but to find out some details about what they involve… you know the ones where he challenges the world to beat him at his own game. The funny thing is. Vic came off the hinges after only ONE friendly e-mail.
Well after getting his response… I decided that competing against him for 20 grand might actually worth doing. I mean wow… knocking Vic from his podium… what fun! On the other hand… black hat in hand… the guy is a loon and competing against a known spam-o-holic might be pretty silly.
My e-mail to Vic
—–Original Message—–
Vic! I hope that this e-mail finds you well. I wanted to write you today,
because I’ve read over and over again that you know what you’re doing when it
comes to marketing a site.I’m not going to ask you a bunch of silly questions, or request an interview, I
simply would like to offer myself up to cause.What’s the cause… a challenge. I’m not broke and I’m not one of those drones
who isn’t willing to put in time or money. I’m not ignorant, or arrogant. I’m
simply a guy with a few years experience under his belt who feels that he’s
willing to take on a “Vic” challenge.I’ve heard that no one has ever accepted a challenge (that could be
inaccurate), but I’m ready and willing.Please consider this an open invite and let me know if you have anything you’d
be interested in doing.Oh, I’m a website designer by trade… not a basement hacker… but a real live
one, so if you need anything, let me know… I’d be more than happy to see if I
could help in some way.Thanks for reading Vic. - PB
Vic’s response to me
Ok first of please tell me who has accepted my challenge as you say “(that could be
inaccurate)” second son when you contact a person you use a fucking name. I am a business owner I do not have time to be playing games with fucking noobs I do not give a fuck if you can make little wordpress themes do you really think that tells me anything about your skills with actual SEO knowledge. Do you actually think you could even be in the same fucking league as me?Son I own over 800 live production sites to support that network I own over 300 pr3 to pr7 sites in my link cluster, do you really think you can fucking even come close to having a chance against me head to head LMAO!!!!
Normally I would jump all over and easy $20k but since I just got out of the hospital and had to reflect on my mortality I feel I should give you an opportunity to reflect on this.
Let’s See:
thepissbiscuit.com
Inlinks: 1091 Over 80% are from onemansgoal.com and all PR0 links and the anchor is “Piss Biscuit” LMAO!!!!!! You do not have one anchor for a term that is searched again LMAO!!!!bloggerunleashed.com
InLinks: 25,131 over 60% anchored with “Make Money Online” 20% anchored with other niche related anchors as “Make Money Blogging” Make Money Vlogging” “Internet Marketing” currently rank on over 20 top niche related terms in the first 2 pages of Google. All this in 6 months on a site I currently max spend one hour a day if that.But son let me give you an actual new example so you are totally clear if you are looking to lose $20k you can never say I did not tell you upfront what you would have to deal with.
http://xbox360redringofdeathfix.com/
The site is 2 weeks old.
In one week took position 1 in Google for the term “xbox 360 red ring of death” and the site was sent to sandbox but I still own on live.com depending on your data center position one for the term “xbox 360 red ring of death” giving me from MSN Live over 50 unique hits a day and converting at around 20% giving me a profit around $160 pus a dayNow son knowing what you know now you have 2 options. Act like you never sent this email and I will also act like it did not happen or option 2 lose $20k.
If you chose option 2 it will go down like this.
I cannot spend time right now on this until October after I am done with the contest and all my blogging convention trips. If you chose to lose the $20k you will meet me at the September blogging convention in Vegas. I will be getting to Vegas on the 17th and staying at the Sahara Hotel and Casino so I expect you to meet me at 5PM at the lobby bring the $20,000.00 and will book the bet at the Casino. We will keep it simple for the bet. We will both build brand new sites on October 1 2008 and pick a top level competitive keyword term, example “credit cards” the bet will end October 31 2008. Whoever ranks the highest in Google for the term wins the bet. We will fully negotiate terms and have them notarized at Vegas.
Vic
and my response…
I’ve got a lengthy reply that I’d like to send Vic, not to be mean to him, but just to let him know what I think about his response and to hopefully clarify some little details that he’s not been privy too. He thinks I’m a newbie… he thinks I know nothing about SEO… he thinks that PB is some sort of ability score card… I mean damn Vic… you made a lot of assumptions.
Anyway… In the next day or so, I’ll put up my reply… in the meantime, what do you guys think? Should I pull the trigger on ol’ Vic… or let him sit there in his own glory until he makes himself puke?
Tags: Blogger Unleashed, rants, Vic
July 1st, 2008 at 2:09 am
What a douche. The sooner he gets out of his parents basement and finds a nice girl to hang out with, ugly, but nice nonetheless the better off we’ll all be. Sorry for the ugly assumption, but we’ve all seen him, and heard about his “adventures in bed wetting”, so it seems to be a logical conclusion.
Maybe a night out with a hooker would get him to stop being such an asshole. I’ll throw down $100 if anyone else wants to chip in for Vic’s hooker fund.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:14 am
@Bryan Oh my GOD!!!!! I just spit my damn fruit loops all over my screen. I’m sending you a bill for that.
@PB- I mean, take it if you can make sure the playing field is level. But Vic, as he’s mentioned, has a ton of sites he can just link to himself, and he has a ton of minions that will link to him, the 100 sites in his contest, and then he has Court and Grizz as the exclamation points. It’d be huge if you could knock him down a peg, but be logical. If you can’t make sure everything is level, it’d be like getting into a dick measuring contest with Dirk Diggler, and knowing what he’s packing before hand.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:16 am
Did you just compare Vic to Dirk Diggler? You just won the internet!
July 1st, 2008 at 2:33 am
indeed i did
July 1st, 2008 at 8:53 am
The guy is roping you in. If you wonder if he has marketing skills, just take a look at his email to you. Sure it’s filled with curse words and improper grammar, but its marketing.
Like Nick said, he will surely pull out some sneaky moves to win. I wouldn’t waste my time with that dope.
July 1st, 2008 at 9:46 am
Vic’s writing style makes me cringe or maybe it’s just Vic!
“Ok first of” if Vic was a “business man” he would not have defensively responded to PB’s email because there was nothing to defend but his own insecurity.
@ Vic “Second son” PB has a purpose for everything that he does. PB reveled your true personality, but you were right about one thing. PB isn’t in your league. The only people in your league are “douches,” “dick heads,” and “pussys.”
Yea and congradufuckinlations Vic. You learned how to RANK! Shhh! Don’t tell anyone your secrets! You discovered a monstrous skill!
Finally the classic Godfather statement in options. “2 options. Act like you never sent this email and I will also act like it did not happen or option 2 (not option 2 AHHH!) lose $20K.
@ Bryan: I like your solution. I’ll throw in a couple of hundred dollars for your hooker fund. I think he could use more than one night.
@PB Don’t waste your time with him. He’s probably peeing in his pants (Bryan) and starting a website on “credit cards” right now.
SOURCE: Mrs. Piss’s opinion
July 1st, 2008 at 9:49 am
Nick wins the internet, vic wins the the ‘dirk diggler - biggest dick online’ prize and PB wins the best post I have read this year. Lessons in linkbaiting part one. What a way to see in a new month!!!
All I can say to you ’son’ is that I think you might have pissed on his biscuit here. Either that or he may have just have got out of the wrong side of bryans’ ugly hookers bed!
Looking forward to the next installment of this one, but I would not lose too much sleep over it if I were you.
July 1st, 2008 at 9:53 am
BO!!!!!
Go Mrs. Piss
July 1st, 2008 at 11:42 am
Haven’t read what the original challenge was all about but based on the reaction from Vic he sure doesn’t sound like a very friendly person, I don’t think it was PB’s intention to compete with this guy in the first place but just to get a reaction, think that the “basement hacker” statement did it.
I also didn’t know that business owners in the US say fuck so many times, is that normal?
He also had me smiling when I came to the “it will go down like this.” passage, reminded me a lot of a movie.
I don”t want to defend Vic and he really sounds like a very unpleasant person but I do question the fact of placing email conversations on-line without approval, if that was the case. Was Vic aware about the fact that this discussion would be published?
July 1st, 2008 at 11:53 am
Robin: He does not have to be disclosed. It was an communication between to parties that do not have any legal or communal relations civilly or otherwise… that said, there is no expectation of privacy. In the United States very few laws protect communications. The Patriot Act is one… and marriage or established business dealings. None apply here.
You’re not defending him. Your covering.
Oh, and if you call that a conversation… we’ve got bigger problems than you covering his ass.
That was the farthest thing from a conversation I’ve ever had. And one more thing… the basement hacker… that was referring to me. Not him. U.S. business people DON’T say the F-Word like that… it just goes to show you what a degenerate he can be.
I’ll be posting my “deal” back at him soon.
July 1st, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Thanks for the answer PB, I find it strange that Vic has not replied back on this blog by now, surely he must have read or heard about it by now. Now that would make an interesting discussion.
July 1st, 2008 at 12:08 pm
He might be refraining… you know how good he is with all that self control.
July 1st, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Gees, what a dick.
I say kick his ass but then again.. losing $20K is something I would never bet on.
And yay for showing everyone what an asshole he is.
July 1st, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Where is Vic in all this. I gotta say, I’m a little disappointed.
July 1st, 2008 at 4:59 pm
@Robin- i left a post about it on his blog in the comments and it was deleted, so he certainly knows.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:46 pm
“i left a post about it on his blog in the comments and it was deleted”
He acted like he never saw your comment, so he choose option 1, you were lucky he didn’t went for option 2
July 1st, 2008 at 10:33 pm
OMG, how did you come up with this one, PB? Do you really want to challenge this guy? I mean I’m not underestimating what you can do but I have to agree with Nick that you should take it if you can make sure the playing field is level which I doubt it will.
Wait a minute, you are just sort of provoking this ever-so-unfriendly guy with that email only, aren’t you?
I’m interested to see what would your reply be…
Oh ya, I’m always on your side, PB.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Hey man, do what you feel is right. But I’d recommend 6 pack of bud and two fat joints. Reflect on your reasons for accepting the challege, what do you stand to gain? 20,000 g,s now thats a good reason, but come on it’s not the reason you want the challendge it’s to take him out. But instead if you choose to ignore him you already win because than he doesn’t exist. Some Jay-Z lyrics for ya. “He who does not feel me is not real to me, therefor he doesn’t exist, so poof, vanmoosh son of a bitch”
Plus your completing against his network, not just skills.
With all that said, if you do it, kill it
Marc
July 4th, 2008 at 1:18 am
First off, the dude is a major dickbag. The ghonnasyphaherpatitis-B that he has eating away at his face that his mother gave to him must be what caused such a harsh reaction.
Personally, I’d love to see you make him eat crow, but of course, I would never bet someone 20K for anything. When betting, I have a $1 rule…anything over $1 is too much for me (but I’m a po’ motherf…watch yo mouth).
Evidently, you really hit a nerve with this guy b/c of his lengthy response. Or maybe he has to do something to ward off any actual challengers because his challenge is nothing but an arrogant rant.
If you could get the level playing field (which I highly doubt you would get with a clit zit like “Vic”), I’d say go for it if you feel you have the ability, but like others have stated…that level playing field isn’t going to happen.
July 4th, 2008 at 6:38 am
Clit Zit? LMAO… Nick, I’m sorry, but this guy just won the internet from you. Better come up with something to take back your throne!
July 4th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
yea i know, clit zit? That’s just amazing. I don’t who you are, that’s funny.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
I’m drinking tea now and it isn’t good to read such a post at the same time for the sake of the computer screen.
Any way, fantastic. The way he answered your mail, its too arrogant.
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August 12th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
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August 13th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Doesn’t Vic know that you gotta be a lovecat?
He really doesn’t sound like a pleasant guy to be around and I definitely wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot stick.
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