Piss Biscuit VS. Blogger Unleashed (Part 2)
Wed, Jul 2, 2008
After some serious back and forth debate amongst my peers, and a serious look at what I’m up against, I’ve decided to respond to Vic from Blogger Unleashed. I know through both comments and e-mail… this response is well anticipated. I’ve taken the time to not respond in an unpleasant manor, but in a manor that is deserved. So without further ado… here we go. I’ve linked dictionary.com to certain words I feel you may have a small deficiency in understanding so please, by all means feel free to click them for a more clear understanding of this letter.
The Official Reply
Vic,
I’m writing you today in response to the rude, crude, arrogant, self centered, pusillanimous e-mail you sent me the other day. I’d like to just take a moment to let you know that I harbor no ill feelings towards you as I am sure that you cannot help being so insecure. Your mental instabilities that were once questionable in my book are in deed now certifiable, so for that, I commend you. It takes courage to step out of the box, and show the world the inferior side of ourselves… and you my friend nailed it. 10 points an a sympathy vote earned.
You missed my point
In regards to my initial inquiry, I was simply being amenable to the possibility of a future challenge of sorts. However, you’ve haphazardly taken my offer, and turned it into a conquest. A Crusade of sorts… to rid the blogging community of useless amoeba like yourself who seek to do nothing more than destroy the very community that has made you the person you are today.
You abuse those who made you
Frankly Vic, it’s a bit pathetic. It’s pathetic, that people like myself… look at “self proclaimed business men”, like you and wonder what it would be like to be afforded the opportunity that you have been given. You no longer can be trusted to hold a valuable opinion after this awesome display of professionalism. You’re fake comments of gratitude towards your fans is a total joke… as you have now shown your community what you think of us… and yes… when you spoke to me… you spoke to everyone who is like me. It is obvious by your reply that you hold no regard for the people who put you on that podium you squat so proudly in front of.
Listening to you is suicide
You’re a wolf in sheep’s clothing, and I feel sorry for those who follow you with such passion and intent. They have no clue who you really are, but I sir, have gotten a taste… it is rancid. You my friend are a glutton. A greedy little man pissed at the world for not being cut out to live amongst the people, and survive in the real world. I Congratulate you for finding your curtain to hide behind… Ha ha, the best pat is that it’s behind the safety of a sandboxed XBox360 website. Wow.
I need to address “Son”…
Vic, I’m not sure if it’s a limitation in your vocabulary or simply a comprehension deficiency due to old age, but I am not your son… and I don’t appreciate being called such. In fact… it’s a bit demeaning, but I’m sure that was your intent. So, please correct that and address me as PB… got it “pops”?
In a league of your own
You made it quite clear that you feel as if your in the major leagues, while I’m still in line for a dizzy bat contest. Fair enough, but I find it interesting that you assume you know something about the work that I do… or that I have done. I also love how in all of your genius… you really think I’m dumb enough to let the cat out of this bag… LOL. Yeh!
Your “early judgment” is what the real world marketeers call a fatal flaw “pops”. You’ve sized up the enemy before you even know where the war is… ask Napoleon about that. But for a guy with 800 websites… having 8 worth mentioning is piddlings in my book so I’m really not impressed. In fact, if they are anything like your Xbox site… Wow, I see why you’d need 800… hedging your bets on a few would be to risky. the spamming of hundreds on the other hand… remarkable.
Your amazing 1% success rate
You made it clear that this is a topic on SEO not making money so personally, I’d rather have 10 sites with only 5 SEO worthy ones worth mentioning. That would be a 50% success rate. Sounds like your teaching some pretty good stuff over there at “Blogger on a Leash” if it’s okay for 1 in a 100 sites to be a winner… that my friend is 1% success rate… but wait… only 7 or 8 good ones in you “cluster”! There is something wrong with that picture for sure.
Playing by fair rules
Vic, I almost said it’s not worth fussing with… then I thought about taking your challenge, your pride, your ego, and your money… hell let’s up the anti… I’d want your blog too. None of this should be any problem at all considering you are so confident in your win.
In the end Vic, I’m more that willing to take the “pops” challenge… make it interesting and include Blogger Unleashed while your at it. If you want to play fair and show off those skills… I’m game. Hell I’ll even come to Vegas. From here… I’m open to discussion, but we are both very busy… so let’s not play games. You want my 20 grand? You’ll earn it fairly… if I want yours… I’ll earn it fairly.
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:43 am
A very civilized response there and I only needed the dictionary once. After reading your post of Vic`s vile reply yesterday, I`m naturally drawn to the side of the Biscuit.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:24 am
I’d put up half that if he’d just shut the fuck up from time to time. It’s not enough that he invents the truth as he sees fit, but what’s worse is that he puts himself on a pedastel for all others to see, and refuses to look down to those he’s trying to “help”.
However, I now see him for what he truly is… a complete hypocrite and an even bigger jackass. And to think, at first I just gave him credit for being an idiot. I was generous.
Vic is a complete hypocrite. He talks about how his site “blogger re-leashed” LOSES money monthly. I find tha thard to believe when all he does is peddle useless shit like “Article Submitter”. Are you serious? And keyword elite? That’s the biggest piece of shit software I’ve ever tried.
A few other points that will show you who Vic really is.
He pushes BANS (with an affiliate link of course), when you can do the same thing with a Wordpress blog for free. Yet that’s not even mentioned as an option.
How about the piece of shit affiliate product he pushed that was basically a glorified “find and replace” button to build BANS sites?
Hostgator Affiliate link at $150 a new signup?
Getting his readers to buy 100 .info domains for BANS sites. Did anyone NOT think this was the worst idea ever? .info domains are near worthless when it comes to resale value, and ALL of them were very quickly de-indexed by Google. Great way to spend $100.
He can’t argue a point without the person being an “expletive” or something of that nature. He has no valid argument for anything he does, other than calling the person stupid, or names of that nature.
Article marketing? Yeah, let’s send the same article to hundreds of directories. THAT’LL help your rankings. IDIOT! Oh, and buy article submitter so that you can automate this worthless process!
He strongly steers people away from the MMO niche, yet he’s so proud when he obtains a first page ranking for the most useless term in history. Congrats Vic! Maybe he doesn’t want competition?
“StumbleUpon is worthless traffic”. Yet he stumbled his own shit for over 3 months until his Stumble account got banned. I guess it is pretty worthless once you get banned huh Vic?
His answer to everyone that questions him is that they are “scammers” or “noobs”. Yet I’ve seen quite a few comments that were right on the money, he just can’t admit defeat.
How about when he tried to call me out for being a “scammer” and I offered VERIFIABLE proof that his lies were just that, lies? I offered to prove it to this guy, and only asked for a public apology in return, and what’d I get? A bunch of F you’s and some insult about being a noob and saying he has no traffic. WTF? Talk about dodging the issue?
How about his last contest? There was never a winner announced, and he kept all the prizes. HONESTY AT IT’S FINEST!
How about his current contest? Who’s dumb enough to fall for this? Write on a subdomain of mine so I reap all the SEO benefits and you’ll win a prize? Do these people not realize they are being screwed?
He open admits that he “HATES” spammers, yet he’s a self-proclaimed ex Black Hat SEO. Definition - SPAMMER! Black Hatters are spammers. You know those comments on your blog that link to Viagra, and Asian Porn… BLACK HATTERS AT WORK!
“I don’t write at Blogger Re-Leashed for the money.” Then you might want to take down your affiliate links. I counted 9 in one particular post! I guess that money goes to charity.
I have more, but seriously I’m tired of this asshole wasting my time. He’s the biggest idiot out there, yet people seem to think he’s the second coming of God himself. Get the picture yet?
Also, just a note. Buying ebooks and products is a scam, unless Vic says it’s ok! So don’t buy anything! EVER! call that dude at the grocery store to make sure that you are getting the right brand of milk from now on. Tell the truth, the products aren’t the problem… your brain dead followers are. I guess it’s a new way to teach outside-the-box thinking… get everyone to act, think, and buy the same way! Vic, go fuck yourself!
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:03 am
Pure genius to up the anty and ask for his blog! It should be fun to hear his reply (if any).
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:20 pm
WOW! Has Vic responded to this, or is he just avoiding you?
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:57 am
Wow - you are officially my idol. Your reply rocked - I hope he gets a taste of its own medicine.
I’ve heard of him but I once went onto his website and I found all of the shit useless.
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I guess this isn’t going down.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I’m thinking that Vic backed out… what a chicken! All bark no bite. Oh well, I was looking forward to selling off blogger unleashed too!
It might have earned me $200-$300 dollars. I could have bought a new tie with that money but I guess I’ll just have to keep dreaming!
July 4th, 2008 at 1:29 am
Haha. Great reply. I’ve found in the past that when people spew venom at you but you reply with intelligence, sincerity, and some kindness they often become MIA.
And Bryan you should have saved your comment for your own blog, because that shit is classic.
July 5th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Just to let you know, Vic Franqui has been in hospital the last 4 days…
July 5th, 2008 at 1:31 am
@ One Visitor: Thanks for visiting all the way from Australia! I’ve heard that might be the case… but I’ve moved on at this point. I’m regrouping my attention here and aiming it being helpful and informative… rather than outspoken and competitive. I hope that Vic is okay. I know I might disagree with him, but health is no laughing matter. Including Vic’s!
Thanks again for the heads up.
July 5th, 2008 at 1:53 am
Karma is often a spiteful little bitch.
July 5th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
No man. I wouldn’t chalk this up to karma. The man’s health is no laughing matter. And I can assure everyone, that PB has no idea about Vic’s health. When I informed him that Vic was in the hospital he felt horrible. It’s just unfortunate timing, I’m sure.
July 5th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
@ Nick: You’re right about not knowing. Does that make Vic any less of an asshole. Nope. But it does mean that I’ve got other fish to fry right now, so beating a sick man out of his cash is no longer on my to do list. Maybe another time and in another place.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:22 am
We shall see what happens, sorry to hear the guy is dealing with health issues. I don’t know him personally, I’ve been over to his blog once or twice.
I think he can offer some benefit, but the way he comes across is just to coarse for some people. I may not agree with it, but, that’s his “angle” kind of like the “rich jerk” has an angle. I really don’t know if it’s just his marketing strategy, or if he really is like that…..
Either way, I always try to find something good in every situation if I can. I hope he gets to feeling better and I commend you for not kicking him more once you found out he was down….