PB’s Premium Theme Giveaway!
Wed, Jun 4, 2008
Okay people listen up and listen up good! I’ve been asking for help since almost day one and I’ve gotten so few responses it’s pathetic! I was giving away free hosting for a year to someone who could help me figure out how to give away a conference ticket worth almost $1,000.00! I mean c’mon people, I can’t give away stuff… to help me giveaway more stuff to save my life. So, let me try this baby out… How about a free premium WordPress theme?
Here’s the deal…
So you’re interested in getting a free WordPress theme from your pal PB right? Well I thought you would! So here is the deal… Bryan has recently enlightened me to a whole new way of looking at online investing. His formula is to create assets from liabilities. Assests make you money, and liabilities cost you money… pretty simple right. But the most interesting point he made is that subscribers are worth about $18.00 each. I have no clue how that number comes about, but if you’re curious, head on over to his site and ask.
Knowing that figure, and looking at my current subscriber list via feedburner I’d say this blog is worth about… $18.00 thanks to my man Affiliate Post who is the ONLY subscriber I’ve managed to earn… and here I thought you guys were diggin it? I know I’ve got some subscribers in various readers… but I need some e-mail subscriptions to build up the value of my “investment” and I’ll hook you up with a killer theme (I love great design)… for the help. Are we on the same page? Good!
Holy kanibilas Batman! There will be TWO winners!
Okay so if you haven’t got my drift, here it is in plain English for ya.
One random “FEEDBURNER” subscriber will earn his or her choice of premium themes found on my premium themes page.
One random “LinkBack” or “Trackback” with a post written about how cool this blog is will get you hooked up with another chance to get a killer design.
Yes. I said not one, but two people will win the premium theme of their choice. That means if you subscribe, and write an awesome post that you KNOW I’ll appreciate… you’ve got twice the chance of winning. I don’t need posts talking about the “contest” directly… but it might be a good idea. As long as you link it to this post and say something that might make me blush… I’m cool with it!
How long will this thing last… Hmmm how about two weeks? That gives you plenty of time to spam all your friend’s blogs… Kidding… and me time to figure out the next bit of awesomeness I’m going to give away. So… June 28th, 2008 at midnight… it’s all over people. I’ll video tape the random drawing… or handle it via Yahoo Live so you all can see what’s going down and who the TWO lucky winners will be.
Don’t Forget!
Some things to keep in mind… When you ask for e-mail delivery of Piss Biscuit posts via feedburner… you’ve GOT to confirm the registration, or it will not show up in my admin panel!
If you’re going to write a post, please please please make sure that you allow pingbacks and trackbacks… other wise, I wont have a clue that you wrote something nice!
For those of you interested…
I will also check my traffic so that I can DOCUMENT the real live results of your efforts to help me build a better Piss Biscuit. So unlike those people who don’t want to spill the beans… I’m going to kiss and tell which should be an awesome learning experience for all of us! Oh, and while Stumbles and Diggs are NOT required for this sweet little deal… they are greatly appreciated!
PS: If the 1,800 subscribe now links in this post isn’t good enough, then you can always check the top right of every page for the link labeled e-mail.
Tags: Freebies, marketing, Premium Themes
June 4th, 2008 at 3:00 am
Nice writing. You are on my RSS reader now so I can read more from you down the road.
Allen Taylor
June 4th, 2008 at 3:11 am
I never have subscribed to any site before but when it comes to freebies I’d sell my soul.
So, I thought that if this is all it takes to give you a push in the back, why not, but you better deliver some quality posts on your blog or I want my money back, that’s $18.00.
And, does the free conference ticket come with a plain ticket for me to get there? Luckily a theme can be send by mail.
And to all those pathetic readers out there, get off your lazy bum and start subscribing!
June 4th, 2008 at 3:19 am
@ Allen: Thanks for stopping in with a nice compliment.
@ Robin: LMAO! Okay everybody… Robin has got to be one of the most entertaining people I’ve met online. Hands down one of the coolest too. (Even though he admits to only being here for the freebies)
You price the ticket… and I’ll think about it. I see it now… I’m going to have to buy a $3,000.00 dollar plane ticket to get my stinken beer huh? Oh, and I’m going to go and check that subscriber list… if you’re not on it.. I don’t want to hear another peep outa you!
June 4th, 2008 at 3:58 am
Count me in…..I was just looking at those premium themes the other day when I decided that you had put me to shame. Another great giveaway and I will do all that I can to drum up some interest in return for all the nice mentions that AP gets here!
@ Robin & Allen – I am heading over to check out your sites now. Good to see more people stopping by and getting involved with PB.
Yet another highly entertaining post PB and well, I nearly split coffee all over when I got to the comments. LMAO
June 4th, 2008 at 3:58 am
You going to send me that banner? or did you give up on that one already?
June 4th, 2008 at 4:02 am
No I don’t forget! I just haven’t had time to Do one up right for ya. I want it to match and all… you know it’s the designer in me. Oh and just so you know Mr. Coffee, I’ve been up for THREE days handling all my e-mails and comments… not kidding this is a full time job! Oh, and I went on a Stumbling rampage last night… you, your lady… all of you people got stumbled by the ol pisser
June 4th, 2008 at 4:19 am
I was gonna say mate….you are up late! I never know what the time difference is!!! I have had a good nights sleep and got into work and here you are still working. It is an obsession isn’t it?!
Appreciate the stumbles PB. UBTC did one for you last night too.
June 4th, 2008 at 4:23 am
It is 4:21 in the morning here. I don’t know if it’s an obsession yet… but handling the staff I manage, the projects I oversee, and the sales meetings I’ve got to attend through out the day… it gets a bit rough and so when I’m not doing one thing, I’m doing another!
June 4th, 2008 at 4:28 am
GET SOME SLEEP DUDE!!!!!!
June 4th, 2008 at 4:46 am
Speaking of themes…
I have another blog beside UBTC called The Daily Belle.
http://thedailybelle.blogspot.com/
Right now it is up on blogspot as you can see. I was wondering if you would take a look at it and let me know where you think I should go with it design-wise. I already have domain names set up I just need a fantabulous template like yours!
June 4th, 2008 at 5:06 am
@PB: I guess you need to count me as one of your early subscribers. Oh, I didn’t subscribe through feedburner which I should have.
Now check your feedburner when you are awake. If you ever sleep…
June 4th, 2008 at 5:13 am
drop me an email PB, I can’t figure out how to get ahold of you.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Well, I came in here to sign up for your feedburner feed by email anyway. Trouble is, now you’ll think I’ve done that for the chance of winning a premium theme… oh well!
June 4th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Count me as subscribed!
June 4th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
@ Zania: It’s okay I promise! The fact of the matter is I love hanging out with all of you and my motivation is watching the traffic jump, comments increase, and my favorite… responding to your thoughts. I take pride in my comments because you all deserve it. Nothing more nothing less. You’re here for a reason, and I need to pull my weight. It’s my fuel, and it shows me you all are diggin’ what I’m doing here!
Since I’m all about building community, I’m also all about sharing. I’ve been blessed with a good job, so it allows me to do the little extras that some people can’t really afford just starting out.It’s something I’m proud of too.
I’ve offered free hosting, a $1,000.00 ticket to a bad ass conference, and now two premium themes… There are no sponsorships or donations here on PB. Everything I do is out of my pocket and that’s what sets me apart from many of the other guys. I don’t sell anything (including ad space). I’m here just for you guys.
This blog is supposed to be fun, and different. I wanted a place that you come to first thing in the morning with your cup of coffee, just to see what’s going on. I want this to be one of the most useful places you can come to learn the truth about blogging and make some awesome new friends at the same time.
I will always be open with you guys if you ask… never like the super secretive super bloggers! Sharing is the key to building relationships but I DO need your help.
I’m only one man, and I work 96 hours a week! This blog is my release, but promoting it properly, I just do not have the time I’d like. So, while I like to share, and give stuff away, I’m really asking for EVERYONES help by spreading the word about it.
It’s really more than just having a few subscribers. It’s building a great community of interesting individuals who are all interested in living their lives on the web. It’s awesome!
I haven’t littered the blog with social bookmarking links, or stumble requests, to keep the design the way I want and allowing you all a clutter free, easy read. But that means traffic and popularity will suffer…
That said, I’m okay with anyone who registers… but I’d be thrilled if you guys would talk about it a bit… you know, on your own, so that the fresh faces keep coming.
Yesterday alone, we brought in 950 unique visitors… not bad in a twelve hour time fame for a blog that’s been alive for a week now.
So, cheer up, I’m NOT offended and I hope that this might better explain why I’m looking for some great publicity from some great people.
@ John: Got it! Thanks… now go write a post about it on that blog of yours! LOL.
June 4th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Hey PB, I have subscribed to your feed
I really love the atmosphere on your blog. It’s so simply and clean here and I’m sure you have a lot of great content to provide your readers 
-Mike
June 4th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
I just noticed I had a banner here! Looks great… thanks buddy
June 4th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
@ Mike: Thanks for joining in on the fun
Glad to see you subscribed, it’s greatly appreciated! Maybe you wouldn’t mind running a promo for the giveaway on that bad boy blog you’ve got over there at http://bloggin-ads.com/
And to anyone interested, Mike’s got some really cool stuff to read… I found it today and buried my dace in the screen for a few hours. Go check him out if you haven’t already. It’s all about building an awesome blogging community!
June 4th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
@ Bryan: LOL. Thanks, I just threw it together for you as promised. Nothing special, but maybe you’ll get some well deserved clicks! Did you ever think about that “golden ticket idea” I’m ready… Oh and if any of your readers are looking for an awesome addition for their new blog flipping adventure… they might like my little giveaway too!
June 4th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
You lost me on the “golden ticket idea”… send me an email.. I’m confused!
June 6th, 2008 at 7:07 am
@Bryan & PB – I want a golden ticket!
PB, I am officially in it to win it x 2. Got your post finished this morning so I am now holding back on my theme change till Jue 28th
June 6th, 2008 at 10:55 am
I see that except you might want to confirm your Feedburner subscription… LOL! It says your unconfirmed goof ball
June 6th, 2008 at 11:06 am
What!!! Hmmm I will fix that now!
How’s PB today???
June 6th, 2008 at 11:40 am
PB is doing well I guess… been trying my hand at the video post gig and just can’t seem to wrap my head around it.
Oh, you’re confirmed now sir! Good show.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Don’t know what happened there but glad it’s sorted. Glad all is well with you. I would not know where to start with video either. It’s well worth getting into though and a smart guy like you should not take too long to figure it out
June 7th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Just checked out your site for the first time thanks to The Affiliate Post (which I was also checking out for the first time thanks to Entrecard). Now subscribed/
June 8th, 2008 at 12:51 am
@ Blue: Welcome and thanks for the visit! I hope you stick around a while as we’re an interesting, never dull crowd. I know that AP sends me traffic just like you, but thanks for including the bit about EntreCard. Always wondered about its usefullness.
June 8th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
@ Blue: yes, thanks for the visit…and for spending time on my affiliate island.
@PB: I wrote a post ages ago, don’t know if you read it or not but it exlained my views on Entrecard. Basically, I am not one of these avid droppers who spend their time dropping cards etc. I use it as a way to drive traffic through stumbles, diggs and technorati. I could not be bothered with all that clicking so I bought a bunch of credits and advertised like crazy on the popular blogs in my field. I also buy stumbles which have produced in excess of 2000 hits in a day…..all for 150 credits or so. In that I see it usefullness. Just checked and saw 10,000 credits for $40 on ebay buy it now. Might be worth it just to spread the word initially. Not too fond of having the widgets thought thats the only thing.
Hope all is well in PB land!
June 14th, 2008 at 8:39 am
Damn all your trackbacks John Joubert!
The competition is definitely on, which is good. I thought I was going to sneak a free premium theme unchallenged for while.
June 14th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
I don’t know how well Entrecard works for the average visitor or for those random people who see an Entrecard widget but don’t use it, but for me, as an active user, I have really enjoyed finding random sites both in my niche and in other random niches that I find while Entrecard dropping.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Came over from OMG, cool contest. I need major design work on some of my blogs. Will add you to my RSS, only becasue i like your blogs name. (im shallow like that)
Missy.
June 21st, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Oops! forgot to mention that i also subscribed via email. Thanxs!